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21

May

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

03

May

the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”

(Source: snorlaxatives)

29

Apr

04

Mar

lafemme-piaf:

jabberwocky-92:

craseydreams29:

hiddlestalker:

eco-hepburn:

crowleyplease:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

he had it coming 

he had it coming

he only had himself to blaaame

if you’d have been there

If you had seen it

I betcha you would have done the same. 


Potatoes

lafemme-piaf:

jabberwocky-92:

craseydreams29:

hiddlestalker:

eco-hepburn:

crowleyplease:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

he had it coming 

he had it coming

he only had himself to blaaame

if you’d have been there

If you had seen it

I betcha you would have done the same. 

Potatoes

(Source: redsuspenders)