21
May
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
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21
May
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
03
May
the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
(Source: snorlaxatives)
nah, he ran into her knife
he ran into her knife ten times
he had it coming
he had it coming
he only had himself to blaaame
if you’d have been there
If you had seen it
I betcha you would have done the same.
Potatoes
(Source: redsuspenders)